everything's better with it

While driving home, Trey was in a funny mood and was telling me that he and his dad were going to eat up the road.  I played along and told him that I didn't think that would be a great idea and that it would probably taste pretty bad.

Trey responded:
No it wouldn't, I'd put butter on it.

He is SO his mother's son.

reasons not to buy a house

Last night while driving to get on the freeway, Blinn noticed that a house rather close to the freeway had sold.  I mentioned that I sure wouldn't want to live there.  From the back seat, Trey said with 100% sincerity, as if he was making an astute observation:

It's because there's zombies there, right?

How could it have been anything else?